Full context for the monster thing: I used to work at said Walmart and I was a supposed to be picking up garbage from the parking lot (I was also a cart attendant until the car accident).
I saw the can, picked it up and debated whether I should dump it and then the fact I was tired won out so i chugged the Monster, threw away the can, and came out of that with a cold but it was worth it
the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.
Anonymous asked:
Opinions on destiel?
facts-i-just-made-up answered:
De stiel is de finitely de strongest of de metals.
My tight anium would disagree
Hey lithium to us, we do not need to hear about ur anium. It's just too much ferr ous and is none of our bismuth. Don't make us call the coppers about some tin like this.
Sorry I was just brassed off. We shouldn't fight. Let's be alloys.
The way this lined up so many references I know feels like some bullet bending nonsense.
if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people
he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women
If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."
This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you
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This is what language is for. Evolution. Ridiculous, wonderful evolution.
This is so good, I'm awake at 3am and glad of it - for this has arrived on my dash like a boss
the "tried to make him the main character" part killed me bc, indeed, caesar is not the main character of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar
@suzeranity - OMG 😂😂
“They all did slay”
Adagio in D Minor in the closing seconds was the icing on the cake 👌
Me: I’m having a cookout
Coworker: oh? A cookout?
Me: yeah, I’m going out to get cooked
